rapewhistled:

*16 year old girl voice* um shut the fuck up thanks

(via i-mightbeholdingonto-tight)

virginsacrificer:

is that john green

(Source: fortscrotum, via fingersareoptional)

(Source: spaceandweed, via tanc-h)

chadleymacguff:

that is the most relevant thing Rita Ora has done with her career

If it were a guy doing that to a girl on stage, the nation would blow up in anger.

(Source: mattsgifs, via reglobbed)

Timestamp: 1397897392

chadleymacguff:

that is the most relevant thing Rita Ora has done with her career

If it were a guy doing that to a girl on stage, the nation would blow up in anger.

(Source: mattsgifs, via reglobbed)

diet-prozac:

Biggest plot twist in history.

(Source: andyclarks, via mkayumiee)

Timestamp: 1397893791

diet-prozac:

Biggest plot twist in history.

(Source: andyclarks, via mkayumiee)

sonofkite:

Alfred is the best

(via lazyconfessionscrazyintentions)

ex0skeletal:

Fun shark attack facts:

  • In 1996, toilets injured 43,000 Americans. Sharks injured 13.
  • In 1996, 2,600 Americans were injured by room fresheners. Sharks injured 13.
  • In 1996, buckets and pails injured almost 11,000 Americans. Sharks injured 13.
  • For every human killed by a shark, humans kill approximately two million sharks.

Conclusions:

  1. Humans are assholes.
  2. Sharks are not assholes.
  3. Apparently everyone in 1996 lived in a real-life infomercial.

(via kelliachka)

a-fairytale-in-a-blue-box:

i just went from aw to wtf

When the fuck is this coming out???

(Source: rachelthefish, via mkayumiee)

Timestamp: 1397893551

a-fairytale-in-a-blue-box:

i just went from aw to wtf

When the fuck is this coming out???

(Source: rachelthefish, via mkayumiee)

(Source: shaytardstuff, via mkayumiee)